haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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