Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
You're completely useless in the revolution.
love makes seman taste better
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
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Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
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Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Randomize