Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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