Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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