Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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