well you can't waste a boner
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
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Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
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I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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