East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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