White coat. Heels.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
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i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
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I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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