Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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