i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
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my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
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then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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