Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
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