I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
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KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
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Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize