Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Randomize
