therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
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angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
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There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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