i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
im having a threesome with these popsicles
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
