I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
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