Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
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A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
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Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Sorry my hands just texted you
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
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