i just wanna soil my oats bro
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
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How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
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Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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