i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
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We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
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All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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