i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
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then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
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do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.