spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.