"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out