Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
