WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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