you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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