PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
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Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
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She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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