I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
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i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
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Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
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