I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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