Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
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He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
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I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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