seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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