we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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