can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
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Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
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Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
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