why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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