did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Randomize
