I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
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He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
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Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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