And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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