Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
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