i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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