dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
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Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
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I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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