I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
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I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
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I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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