my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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