I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
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