Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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