Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
Randomize
