there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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