apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
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