STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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