erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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