I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
its not stalking. its research.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
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yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
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he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
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