As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Jerry, you need to find god
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
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