Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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