Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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