i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
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Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
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Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
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