When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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