Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
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I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
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I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
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