There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
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i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
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alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
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