I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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