Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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